Dry Dookie

August 10, 2002 | Category: blog, old website posts

resident evil nemesis the book coverIf you don’t like to hear disgusting stuff, don’t continue reading. Anyway, last night I just finished beating the crap outta some people in WarCraft 3, and it was like around 12am. Jon B. wanted to sleep I guess, so I got off and realized I had to take a major shit. It must have been the chicken from Sanith’s party…damnit Nit! Anyway…so I get my Resident Evil: Nemesis book and get accquainted with the toilet. I guess I got too into the book because like my butthole was feeling crusty and it must of been from like my dookie being dry or something cause I was on the toilet for awhile, I must of finished awhile back (as indicated by the occassional pee), but I didn’t notice. So you know I get up and wash my ass filipino style (tabu thingie in the tub haha) and like I feel my ass cause I’m so sexy and I have like toilet ring marks on my butt cheeks. Sucks. Yeah. I thought it would be an interesting experience to share. My freakin tag-board is down, as well as every other person who uses it also, unless they have the ‘enhanced vesrsion’ aka the ‘non-free’ version. Whatever I guess. Have a good weekend everyone.

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