Shit Institute

March 6, 2003 | Category: blog, old website posts

beehive in my backyardToo Much Shit- I intended to wake up early this morning from my alarm, not from some guys doing shit on the roof. There’s just too much stuff going on around the house right now it’s gay. We’re supposedly changing our roofing or something because we have a leak. Okay. All of a sudden we have this huge bee hive right behind our tv cabinet in the backyard patio. Okay. Wtf? How did that get there when only a few days ago it was raining and shit. Bees in the rain? Hmm…dunno. Chubbs & Buddy (my 2 dogs) are being loud and doggy-like cause of all the people in the house and the noises. I’ve got this Informative Outline and an essay due tomorrow. Man, I’m never going to procrastinate again cause some type of shit will happen that will ruin your work efforts. Christina wants to see me too. Having a girlfriend and procrastinating on work never mixes.

Vagina Institute- Any females out there wanna participate in an intimate research study? Why, be my guest then! Careful, ADULT MATERIAL bound!

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