damned bank tellers

November 20, 2003 | Category: blog, old website posts

sooo….. i was at my bank today waiting in line to take out 20 f*cking dollars for gas. im shit faced tired of doing waiting in f*cking line just to take some f*cking money out cause these bastards wont give me a f*cking atm card cause its their ‘policy’ to only give an atm card to those who have a checking account. so, ok, fine, ill throw in the towel, ill get a f*cking checking account. so sit and wait for half a f*cking hour before the damn woman calls me in, and so we start to get the account set up.. and she needs two forms of i.d. so i hand her my ssn card and my license. turns out that the ssn doesn’t count as a form of id (according to them) and she can’t give me an account. so i tell her… “you mean to say that i can go into almost any tittie bar i please, and i can buy all the smokes my heart desires, but you can’t give me a checking account?” she looked pretty damn flustered and said “um… yes.” so i got back in line to take my 20 out for gas money. bastards.

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