Resident Evil Outbreak

April 7, 2004 | Category: blog, old website posts, website

If anyone has played Resident Evil, and has a network adapter for their PS2, go rent Resident Evil Outbreak. It’s pretty tight. The online mode is funny. You choose between like 7 characters, each having their own distinct personality/ability or what have you. You all start off in a bar, and then you have to like work together to escape the area and run from the zombies.

What’s funny is how I just rented the game so I had no idea how to play and shit. (Blockbuster sent us a promotional 2 for 1 card unlimited until May 15, nice deal, they must be going broke or something). Anyway, so I pick this big black cop named Mark, but I like to refer to him as Jamal. Well, maybe 2 minutes into the first scenario you can find this nail gun near some 2×4’s. If you use the nail gun next to the 2×4’s, a cut scene appears and you will nail this door shut.

Well…I was lagging behind the other players (who didn’t give a f*ck about me they just kept running from the zombies into other rooms, while I was still in the bar trying to save my cop partner who passed out - I was dragging his ass funny stuff). All of a sudden a cut scene happens and it says:

Meanwhile, 2F Staff Room

Then it shows my other 2 teammates upstairs already NAILING THE DOOR SHUT WITH THE 2×4’s!!!

I’m like….uhhh, what the f*ck, don’t I have to go up there? So these zombines break into the bar eventually through the windows and maul my cop partner I was dragging along, so I leave his ass to die and go upstairs. I see my teammates on the other side of the shut door (you can see through the holes and stuff its more like a door way than a real door) and I press the Square button which is some Ad-Lib talk shit.

Zombies walk up the stairs behind me and gang rape me zombie style. My teammates had already left. I’m at 100% infected level, and now I’m a huge walking black man with a hunger for a white cop and a blonde in a white coat.

Me and my new zombie homies knock down the wood and we eventually find my EX-TEAMMATES trying to jump some rooftop. I lunge at the cop bastard first before he blows my brains out.

YOU DIED.

GAME OVER.

priest739…I will come back and get your ass for this. And whoever was using that blonde chick with the white coat…I forget your username, but I will get you too….bastards.

That’s Resident Evil Outbreak.

In other news…
I dropped my cell phone into the toilet it hasn’t really been working (I don’t think it has anyway- I haven’t touched the sucker) So If anybody has called me sorry. Our house phone has been busy too cause everyones been calling my Mom - I think she’s sick or something. Not too sure.

According to my medical records from TriCare (NavCare) I’ve gained approximately 20 lbs. in a 4 month span. I think that’s good because I consider myself skinny.

It’s probably mostly my tummy, because I gained that the hard way - eating late at night. Taking a shit daily doesn’t really help me when I’m trying to gain weight…but my weight lifting routine has been swell.

I don’t know how much I’m lifting because its in kg, and I’m a dumb f*ck that can’t convert (I failed Chemistry mostly because of those stupid conversion shit), but I do 200 reps of it every other day, so it’s nothing Arnold-like.

f*cking long post…contents almost up, putting the final touches on my anti-leech and bandwidth tracing stuff for f*ckers that decide to steal the videos and what not.

Ciao.

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