Slurpee Chaos

September 25, 2004 | Category: NSFW, blog, entertainment, old website posts

After we bought some Charger game tickets, me and Albert hit up 7-Eleven for a much needed Slurpee on this hot Saturday. Anyhow, I got me my blue Mountain Dew flavor, and Albert says he’s gotta have his traditional cherry flavor. So he starts filling it up until its nearly full. But then he looks at it and its like really runny/watery. So he’s like, “Man I don’t want this.” So he just leaves it there. (There was a mess over there already). Some fat lady comes by and is standing next to Albert cuz she wants to get that same one. And then Albert pulls the lever again (without a cup underneath it) to see if its still gonna come out watery, and it just squirts out and Albert gets it on his pants and I think it even hits the fat lady too. Haha. In addition, there were no napkins. The fat lady checks out the other cherry flavor, and that one was watery too, so she ended up getting my blue flavor…and a hot dog…and a big gulp…and some tostitos…and…

Albert’s defense was because I did it back at SDSU, but then that was totally different. Man this slurpee shit has happened so many times. It happened to me when I was alone, cuz it started overfilling on me, but this white girl that worked there was nice enough to get me some napkins. She likes wiping things off But the funny one was when I was with Matt at the food place above Asian Center. Matt was getting an Icee and he filled up his cup about 3/4. Then all of a sudden it starts acting like a volcano and starts rising and overfilling, and the next thing you know its just dripping all over the place. Haha. Jason was up on that mess too that was some funny ass shit.

NSFW >>>

black fat girl flashing her saggy boots at mcdonalds drive thru window

And here’s this weeks random Internet links:
Cool Star Wars gangsta rap
Can someone read this shit and tell me if its legal to gamble in your own house?
Preview trailers before you buy your porn on DVD…if you even do that
Some babyes playing Doom 3
Internet vs. Real Life, Halo style (credit Henry)
Fighting game championships
Cool logic games…I coulda sworn one of these was a project in Jr. High
Michael Jordan part 1
Michael Jordan part 2
Music: the greatest hits list
He should be a cornerback…if you get my drift
Top-selling NFL jersey
Lightning bolt! Lightning bolt! True RPG playas right hurr
Bumper stickers are trendy
What’s the deal with San Diego universities?

Next week I’ll add the codecs for those of you who can’t view the videos correctly. Peace.

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