Rapture has arrived

January 30, 2006 | Category: sports

Revelation 6:12-14

“I watched as he opened the sixth seal. There was a great earthquake. The sunturned black like sackcloth made of goat hair, the whole moon turned blood red and the stars in the sky fell to the earth, as late figs drop from a fig tree when shaken by a strong wind. The sky receded like a scroll, rolling up, and every mountain and island was removed from its place. And Mike Piazza became a member of the San Diego Padres.”

So it is written. At least Osgood was signed to a 4-year deal.

2 Comments

  1. Ethan on January 30th, 2006
    1

    I feel sorry for you, I am from NY and know the pain of having Piazza, I am not a met fan but do follow them, and you now have a gay catcher who is really just a DH now which NL teams have no use for

  2. Jason on January 30th, 2006
    2

    seriously. ive hated piazza since his days with the dodgers. i dont care if he wins the ’series for the padres, i’ll still boo the shit out of him like i did when i was a lad.

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