… and gets punished with a parking ticket. I’d offer to pay it for her if: 1. I wasn’t broke 2. She wasn’t rich 3. She would answer my voice messages I leave on her cell phone. Even though I mentioned it’s a parking ticket, only the most obvious assumption, but surprise, it’s actually a secret love letter written by yours truly. Just kidding. Jessica Alba sucks anyway, she’s all drama. Mo drama then yo mama, and then some. Whatever happened to Osama bin Laden? He still in some cave somewhere reading Maxim? Damn.
Source - Jessica Alba Fanatics (crazy stalker people)
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