Lost Season 2 Finale

May 24, 2006 | Category: blog, celebrity, movies & DVDs, nipple slips

I’m doing a little transcript as the show goes on since I’m at the computer watching it @ the same time (even though East Coast viewers have already seen it all):


9:00

Sawyer and Sayid take off their shirts and jump into the ocean to swim to the boat in the hottest survivor on the island competition.

9:06

Desmond is an alcoholic, go figure. Only an alcoholic would believe some vague orientation video that tells you to push a button to save the world.

9:10

Damn Jack has a load on his shoulders with the trust issues (Sayid versus Michael).

9:12

Ohhhh Locke is gonna fight with Mr. Eko…

9:13

Oohhh, Kate finally mentioned the fake beard stuff in the Medical Station. “What if these people only want us to think they’re hillbillies?”

Commercial:

X-Men 3: The Last stand is coming out! Cyclops and Professor X die! Oops, did I say that? LOL.

9:18

Libby looks like Lauren Holly from Dumb and Dumber in Desmond’s flashback. Her real name is Elizabeth and her husbands name was David… is this David the Dave character that Hurley was imagining in the mental institution?

9:22

Sun is a crazy mess… going on a boat when she’s pregnant - wtf is she thinking?

9:23

I didn’t hear the bird say Hurley’s name… uh oh, Michael is gonna go black man crazy on Jack for not loading his gun…

9:28

Haha Desmond is telling Claire about the injections… that’s funny - he looks like a freaking drunk homeless man. Hey, there goes Jack in the background running up the steps in the stadium - wow, Desmond’s girlfriend has a nice cleavage… what is this race and honor bs that Desmond is crying like a little girl about?

9:32

What did one snowman say to the other snowman? It smells like carrots. Good joke Desmond! Locke didn’t laugh - bitch. There you go Locke! I’m liking Locke right now, he told Desmond straight up the button was a test and told that bitch to sober up. He’s kind of acting how Jack was acting in early on - rational.

Commercial:

Underworld Evolution is on DVD. Man Underworld sucks… the only thing good about part 2 is the sex scene with Kate Beckinsale - but they do a damn good job of covering her up. View her nude scene here and here (NSFW).

9:38

Hurley “I’m not hungry.” Sawyer “You serious?” Damn that’s fucked up, but funny. Live together, die alone Jack says - the title of the episode finale.

9:39

Oh no Sun is throwing up all of Jin’s sperm haha. WTF, a big broken statue of a foot with 4 toes… what are we back in Greek times? Is a giant Cyclops gonna come out?

9:40

Oooh it looks like Mr. Eko is gonna get gang banged by…. hmmm. Oh the timer went off! There goes the trap doors. WTF the way Desmond got on the island is a trip. Some guy in a yellow suit took him to the hatch - hey Kelvin is the sergeant dude that Sayid learned his torturing ways from in his flashback. Kelvin Inman he says his name is…

9:50

WTF is up with Mr. Eko - he really believes not pressing the button will cause everyone to die. Crazy fake priest…

9:52

Holy crap Sawyer shot someone!

9:54

Oh man Michael is in some trouble… he’s revealing everything now… Hurley is gonna go buck wild on him for killing Libby… that was his like only girlfriend in his entire life (and not pretty bad looking too)…

10:00

Mr. Eko isn’t seriously going to use that dynamite? Charlie is a dumb ass…. why did he tell Mr. Eko where the dynamite was anyway?

10:03

So Desmond knows how to trip the wires from Kelvin, and it looks like Kelvin is the one who painted the map on the blast doors with the paint/ink. Rizinski created/thought of painting the map first… Kelvin just said Rizinski shot himself in the mouth, that’s how he died. Kelvin joined the Dharma Initiative after the Army…

10:06

Fuckin Eko blew up that dynamite and nearly had Charlie killed from the blast. Jesus… the black dudes on this island man.

Commercial:

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10:10

“What’s behind that wall Kelvin?” - Desmond asks. Electromagnetism! The incident! The button discharges the leak before it gets too big. So there’s a failsafe that just blows the whole thing up underground.

10:15

Sayid is playing Metal Gear Solid in the Others camp… how scary. Shit, it looks like they deserted the place. Ooh, the hatch door. LOL, there is nothing behind the hatch door. WTF. Wow, Jack and them found all the tube canister things of the print outs from the button pressing and the journals. There goes Locke’s hand drawn map note. Oh shit Sawyer just got shot in the neck. Now Kate got shot. WTF is up with all the whispering… now Jack got shot in the leg with those tranquilizer dart things. There goes the Others bagging them up now…

Commercial:

Haha they added a new part in the CLICK movie trailer with Adam Sandler of him slow motioning some chick jogging with his universal godly remote and having her boobs bounce in slow-mo; awesome. This Vegas commercial is dumb - what happens in Vegas stays in Vegas - that homeowner shoulda fucked that gardener up trying to blackmail his ass. Fuck Vegas! Good time good times - so annoying when people say that crap all the damn time.

10:23

Locke is telling Desmond all about the Pearl station. “What if you got it backwards…” Desmond asks. Kelvin had a rip in his pant leg on his yellow suit, but Desmond didn’t say anything. Oh, Desmond is following him outside where he is watching Kelvin take off the protective suit - holy crap the terrain looks crazy - he followed him all the way out to the water. There goes Kelvin’s boat. Now they’re fighting because Kelvin was gonna use Desmond’s boat and leave him at the hatch pushing the button. Ah shit Desmond accidently killed Kelvin. So is the electromagnetism stuff a lie? Kelvin says he was drunk…

10:29

SYSTEM FAILURE!!! So the electromagnetic shit is real - everything is being thrown all over the place like magnets and shit. Now Desmond is figuring out the print out numbers… oh shit, when his SYSTEM FAILURE thing on the computer happened, that’s what crashed the Oceanic Flight airplane… awesome. Electromagnetism causing an EMP wave like what those space orbit things in the Blizzard computer game StarCraft did… the airplane gets all fucked up and crashs on the island. Makes sense…

10:35

Looks like the Others are gonna execute Jack and the group. Scary. Mr. Friendly revealed his fake beard since Kate mentioned how they know, and his real name is John thanks to Ms. Klugh spilling the beans. There goes Henry Gale off the Others’ boat.

10:38

Damn Mr. Eko got fucked up from the dynamite. Now Desmond is explaining to Locke how the computer is real and how it crashed Locke’s airplane. Oh shit, now they are doing the argument over pushing the button again, lol. “I WAS WRONG” Haha that was funny when Locke said that to Mr. Eko when everything is going crazy in the hatch. Oh Shit, did Desmond just die by turning the key into the fail safe thing underground? Wow the whole island is feeling the effects of the hatch’s antics - everyone from the Others to the Losties are covering their ears and looking in the sky… that button was the real deal! Damn the quarantine cover from the hatch just came flying from the sky and landed right by Bernard and Claire.

10:50

Henry Gale seems like he’s the actual leader. He says that once Michael leaves he will never get back there… interesting. “We’re the good guys Michael” - Henry Gale says… ahhhhh Michael and Walt are reunited finally. Hugo (Hurley)’s job is to go back and tell the rest of the losties they can never go to the Others camp, whilst Jack and them are coming home with the Others???

10:58

WTF, some Russian dudes in Antartica or something are playing chess… Then one dude notices a red light going off: Electromagnetic anomolay detected, it says on their computer… now some alarm is going off and one of the dudes is calling someone… theres a picture of Desmond and his old girlfriend (Ms. Widmore), she answers the phone. “I think we found it.” - the Russian dude tells her.

What a crazy season finale.

HAHA CHANNEL 10 NEWS there’s a newscaster lady reporting outside about sprinklers and some guy in the background is loudly shouting: “CHANNEL 10 NEWS SUCKS. CHANNEL 10 NEWS ARE LIARS!” lol.

4 Comments

  1. a-Rog on May 24th, 2006
    1

    As always..there are so many questions left to be answered…

  2. Eric on May 24th, 2006
    2

    So far the episode is revealing a WHOLE LOT.

  3. Henry on May 24th, 2006
    3

    A well spent 2 hours. Can’t wait till next season.

  4. gary freedman on May 25th, 2006
    4

    I survived the crash of Oceanic Flight 815 in the South Pacific. Can you get us some help? We’re desperate!

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