Holiday Fun
December 15, 2007 | Category: blog
It’s hard to find good gifts at the $10 and under price range. I try to do all of my Christmas shopping on Black Friday (After Thanksgiving sales) but that doesn’t always work out. Females are probably easier to get cheaper gifts for since they have a greater tendency to wear layers of clothing or less material on their clothing (sluts).
‘Brat School’ wins (what an informal way of voting huh?)… and ‘The Tits That Saved XXX-Mas’ as a special holiday treat as well.
Show and tell time:
The Japanese (or Chinese or Koreans, or etc.) are quite inventive.
Krispy Kreme donuts:Â So good you’ll suck dick.
He couldn’t hold it.
Sam Cassell really is an alien.
I was there that same night.
What a loser collection.
I would buy this crayon set but it costs so much I just ended up slitting my wrists.
More people need to take pictures of her to brighten her day.
MEGA-cock.
MySpace is for trannies.
Mmmm… fish n’ chips!
Nothing beats freshly squeezed orange Jews.
Evidence that Pacman really did exist (don’t tell me dinosaurs never existed!)
Popeye’s Last Supper.
This is what really happens in the work place (darn annoying).
I made one of these notes in the Love Library at San Diego State University (as well as numerous drawings in the bathrooms on the 4th/5th floors circa 2006).
I wish I had awesome Etch-a-Sketch skills like this (and like in Elf).
Future predictions FAIL.
Tic-tac-toe pwnz.
The Cloverfield monster is a giant sperm spitting whale-thing.
Why are Mexicans a whole seperate category?
Interweb links:
- Kids playing the Wii make dogs horny.
- Real life teabag story on the news.
- The Amazing Racist is my favorite.
- Pop Rocks for oral .
- A Mountain Dew Christmas Tree.
- American Gladiators is back!
- The 9 most badass Bible verses.
- Ballet students take on the Crank Dat Souljah Boy dance.
- The 9 most racist Disney characters.
- Disney is closing ‘It’s A Small World’ ride in January 2008 because fat people are breaking it.
- I miss ‘The Koala’ student newspaper at San Diego State University for antics such as this.
- My girlfriend’s Mom caught me AC Slatering…
- Can you visit a website without clicking?
- A book you should read when you’re out of it.
- A book that is more interactive than the ‘choose your own adventure’ titles.
- 10 drinks men should never order (a la Marshall from ‘How I Met Your Mother’ I am guilty of liking fruity drinks).
- Photoshop fun on some Asian girls.
- Honest Monopoly board.
- Mario & Luigi Unleashed (SO AWESOME).
- I’ve tried Google Map spying in my area but I can never get anyone…
- I was one of these students who would mess around on their papers (I think I still have copies of some of mine).
- Balut is the #1 terrifying food in the world (LOL. It is disgusting).
- Wigger-nita alert!
- She didn’t look too happy at her wedding (this is both sad and… um, …)
- Nipple on my foot (with hair too).
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lol @ fish n chips
So wheres brat school?
i can haz boomba now???
The my wedding story is just the worst class i have ever seen on the web. congrats