Skiing is for girls

March 9, 2008 | Category: blog, sports

When I went to Big Bear for the 1st time last week, I noticed a lot more skiers than snowboarders. I don’t remember the proportion of female to male skiers vs snowboarders, but I do know that a lot of the Special Olympics’ kids were skiing.

And then I thought about an old joke I heard. It went along the lines like this:

3 guys spend the night at a cabin together but have to sleep on the floor because there are no beds or couches. They roll up their sleeping blankets side by side. When they wake up the next morning, the 2 guys sleeping at the ends both share their dream of a wonderful handjob by a hot chick. The guy in the middle dreamt he was skiing.

Those damn wizard poles the skiers wield are dangerous too. I saw one of the ends close up and didn’t realize it’s like a freaking dagger blade thing.

Anyway, girls that snowboard are hot. But they have to fall every once in awhile, or else they’ll just be too cool. Like Allison Stokke. I think I saw her there - she wasn’t wearing a jacket. Just a wife beater. Maybe she gave up pole vaulting.

allison stokke the pole vaulting sensationallison stokke waiting to pole vaultallison stokke cleavage alert

allisson stoke is tiredallisson stokke massages the polealisson stoke leaps over the polealison stoke falling over the pole

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